April 2010
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Don’t hate, congratulate
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Fistful of Tears, Maxwell
I think I want to get a suit fitted like his for prom.
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Everyone's about to crack
All of my friends are about two micro-ounces away from cracking. Everyone’s on edge. Everyone’s behaving way too snappy. People are braking down.
SATs are coming up. APs are starting next week. Junior year, aka the most important year of grade school, is coming to a end. I just think everyone’s exhausted. Things always have to get worse before they get better.
I think this...
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Yes, Damon, say the most awkward thing possible!
Why the hell am I so damn awkward. It was all a joke, and I thought it was all an overstatement until about a month ago. I was with my friend Tyler in Chinatown and we ran into Gillian and her posse of friends hanging out down there for her birthday. I saw one of Gillian’s friends, Valerie, and chatted with her for a little while. It’s not like this was the first time I’ve ever...
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I really wish Somala would stop sending me these
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I was just challenged by Jimmy Boyle on Facebook to a Fresh Battle
He informed me that for this to ensue, I would have to put on my best and that we would meet up at an agreed location and stand in front of each other (I’m assuming), and have an elected fashion-savvy, hipster board judge us. From this point (he’s assuming), they would elect him the winner of this battle and then I,...
25 Things About Me
I made this a note on Facebook January last year. Much hasn’t changed:
1. I live to make people laugh, it gets taken pretty far 2. So much thought goes into everything I do 3. Yet I always do things without thinking it through 4. I do some pretty ridiculous things to my friends out of anger Ex.: Pushing/Fighting with/Hating Connor over Kemi/Isak/Kira/Lea, ending my friendship with Tara in...
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Why the hell did Somala message me this?
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I cannot believe
I actually got the job at American Apparel!
Don’t you know when life presents you with awesome opportunities and you psyche yourself out and tell yourself that it can’t happen to you. Like, “Why me?”. You tell yourself you probably won’t get it, because it’ll be easier to get over it when it doesn’t come through. THAT’S HOW I FELT. I was content...
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Hate to sound sleezy, but tease me. I don’t want it if it’s that easy.
– I Get Around, Tupac
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Alliteration
Damon: You're the sophisticated, sneaky snake.
Simone: Good use of alliteration, baby. The repetitive sound of the "S" soothes me since Simone is my name.
Damon: Soothes. Since. Simone. You do it without wondering why. Whoops. There I go again!
Simone: Oh, Dames. Your cautious comments contain crazy coommotion. Careless Simone, that clearly couldn't make correct sense.
Damon: Testing testicles trip when tied taughtly between tiddy titty tampers. Simone. Don't dare distract deviously and dubiously declining deceiftul doom!
Simone: Dammit, Damon! Don't deceive or distrust me. Dishonesty doesn't delight DeWayne.
Damon: Christ! Can't condoms constrict conception kindly keeping cocks from creeping cum in cunts?!
Simone: Lls. That was a good one.
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This is pathetic
I’ve been checking my e-mail non-stop for the last 4 days. I want a freaking response for my job! 2 weeks is way too long. Instant satisfaction. I wanna know now.
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Thursday, April 22, 2010
I didn’t blog yesterday because I was out, so I’ll start with that:
Wednesday, April 21, 2010 My life’s been hectic as shit. I rarely have settled lunches where I can go to the cafeteria and just sit. Same with the mornings. I’m always in the Journalism lab in the morning printing and getting a little bit of work done or something. It’s sort of nice to feel busy....
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Four-Twenty
Today is April Fourth Two-Thousand Ten. And I’m at school. It sounds really a-matter-of-fact, but I really shouldn’t be here. I should be a typical teenager and be at someone’s house getting in to no good. I should’ve got here and dipped with someone in their car. I should’ve got baked before school or something
But nope.
I’m at school. In fourth...
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Somala Diby: 1993 →
A post I read by my best-friend, Somala, that I liked a lot. Click the link to read it at her blog
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Anonymous asked: how do you make that collage thing, for lookbook?
like how do you put them together?
like how do you put them together?
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I feel:
Centered
Complete
Lucid
Content
Calm
Untolerant towards unecessary, emotional, dramatic anything
As if I have everything I need
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The Young Money Theory
I came up with the most brilliant theory about Young Money and why it will be a success, and why only Nicki Minaj will be remembered out of all of them.
Okay. Take it back: First there was Diddy. From Diddy came Biggie (Biggie respects Diddy even though he’s a joke to the world). From Biggie came Junior Mafia. From Junior Mafia came one of the world’s most notorious female rappers:...
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Sunday, April 18, 2010
This was possibly one of the best weekends I’ve had in years. Friday—I was with Isak right afterschool. Spent time at her house, chilled, took pics for Lookbook, watched Borat, and had the best time of my life at Darlene’s house playing Tekken.
Saturday—Connor picked me and Somala up and we whipped all the way down to Georgetown. I got some AWESOME shoes and this fly ass...
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Catherine Burkhardt
The one person who legit stays hip to my blog all the time—but not even just my main on. She stays hip to all three of them. All three. And I should be glad, but I kind of wish she never read it. Now I don’t want anybody who doesn’t really know me that well to read my blog—or atleast http://damon-rantz.tumblr.com. A lot of the stuff I post about being manipulative...
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The sky is about to burst
I just went out to take the trash, and I felt nervous the whole way there because the sky looked like it was on the verge of bursting. It felt like watching something that’s SO close to going wrong. It looks like the clouds are like 3 molecules of water from completely popping open and it pouring down raining for the next 3 hours. The monochromatic grey that stretches across the sky is kind...
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fuckyeahkidcudi:
That Tree (feat. Kid Cudi), Snoop Dogg
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If we can’t sit at the table, let’s knock the fucking legs...
– James Foreman; Black Panther and Civil Rights activists
This guy was so bad ass back in his day.
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@Simone Taylor →
Well, we’re the:
Now generation—active young voters, politically aware kids, kids going out trying to save the environment and doing a lot of community service
Technological boom—iPods, internet, everyone’s connected, phones that do everything
Eclectic style generation—We’ve gone from baggy, grungy everything in the early 2000’s, to punk-vans everything...
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Monday, April 12, 2010
I woke up this morning and I was 100% sure that today was not Monday. I can’t explain it. I don’t know why. All I know is that in my mind today was surely a Wednesday—a Wednesday that felt like a Thursday. It was weird.
I had a really nice day. Only down side was that I had 9 walnuts and a bite of Anna Hinden’s special K bar. I’m starvin’ like Marvin right now....