December 2009
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Wale, Shades (Chrisette Michelle)
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Damon: All you're good for is laying on your back & tapping out
Jesse: Hahahahaha
Sonia: Ugghh
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“Reach in there & grab you some blue balls”
– Chuck Woolery
Lingo— I watch this show (or try to) every-single-day. On the low, I watch so much TV, & I fuck with GSN (Gameshow Network) so much. On the long list of things I want to do before I die (besides licking Beyonce’s ass-cheek & going on Next) I want to go on this show...
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Youtube.com
Has anybody else peeped this new Vevo stuff on there? I don’t fuck with it
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BRAIN—VomitSpitFuckRollerCoaster
I was chattin’ it up with Somala one night, & my brain does some crazy shit. When I try to speak, or say something my brain goes through this crazy ass cycle of trying to get out what I’m trying to say; which either leads to me saying something that sounds retarded and making no sense or me studdering & saying nothing. It goes like this:
I think of what I want to say; in some...
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Fuck Tumblr
I haven’t been on in the LONGEST. Causing my tumblarity to drop to an amazing TWENTY-NINE (woop, wooop).. But whatever fuck it— but that’s not the reason why I say, “Fuck Tumblr.”
Fuck Tumblr ‘cause nobody’s blog has anything to do with them. The only blogs I fuck with on the low is:
Sonia Polyzos: http://sonezie.tumblr.com/
Somala Diby:...
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Listen
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(rah)²(ah)³ + [roma (ro + ma²)] = (ga)²(ooh)(la)²
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Good Morning, John Legend
“Baby how can I...
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“When a song says something like: “Ugly girls be quiet, pretty girls clap clap...”
– Possibly the most tragic thing I’ve ever heard (via vonvoss)
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“I want to kiss you on your space below your naval-et, the taste that you keep...”
– Kid Cudi, Enter Galactic (Love Connection Part 1) People always think this is weird whenever I say this, but I want to eat puss. I feel like (even though I’ve never done it) that it’s my calling— every black man’s calling. I mean, I got the wide tongue & thick lips thing going...
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FML— December 15th Edition!
Today was shit. Here’s the top 4 reasons why:
I got a 2 on my AP World Essay. Not bad right? Oh! It was out of 9
Glancing over my scantron for my Unit Test for AP World, I realized that I had 7 questions that got down to 2 possible answers. Good job, right? I picked that wrong one all 7 times. I would’ve gotten a B on the test with those correct; also preventing me from getting a...
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Essay: I'm a White Boy
Essay I had to write for AP Lang— claiming a title you’ve been given:
I’m a white boy. I don’t choose this title to name me. I did, however, select it from a little list I’ve compiled over the years. A compilation of snooty, disgusted remarks from Afro-Americans, actually. But most importantly: the name was given to me. The insult of being titled “white” is one I’m...
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In a Time
In a time of secret wooing Today prepares tomorrow’s ruin Left knows not what right is doing My heart is torn asunder. In a time of furtive sighs Sweet hellos and sad goodbyes Half-truths told and entire lies My conscience echoes thunder In a time when kingdoms come Joy is brief as summer’s fun Happiness, its race has run
Then pain stalks in to plunder.
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"Pop Muzik"
I might be a little dumb for figuring this out a little late, but I never really knew (until like a year ago) that Pop music stood for Popular music.
Well anyway, has anybody else notice how the typical club bangin’, party, Flo Rida music that once was pop music has shifted to ’80s club bangin, hipster-electronic party, Lady GaGa music that once was alternative/electronic music? I...
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“Hell nah I ain’t suprised we elected no black president; America’s...”
– Earthquake (Comedian)
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Irony
Sweetz, shut the fuck up. This is ALL you do
iamjanedoe:
I hate people who post pointless stuff on tumblr just to get there tumblairty up… come on. Do that shit fair and square.. taking up all this space on my dashboard. lmao.
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“Sex isn’t innate! It’s a learned behavior. Wanna’ know why?...”
– Mr. Applestein, my AP Psychology teacher Thank you Mr. Applestein for the profound lesson
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Saliva
In AP Psychology, Friday, I learned the sickest thing. We’re learning about the innate things that all people share in common & sometimes do subconsciously. So we were talking about the reasons why people kiss. My teacher told us not only because it’s something intimate, & the most nerve cells on our face fall on our mouth, but because of all the things our (well, male) spit...
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Expensive Shit
I really don’t get it, sometimes. Buying G-Shocks & million dollar dunks— not ‘cause they’re nice, but ‘cause they’re expensive. Maybe it’s just me, but when I went to New York & we were sitting in Flight Club & Jesse & Connor were raving over all these shoes, I really didn’t see what the big deal was. $400 pairs of brown low top dunks with...